Telmarines seize Narnia domain name

C.S. Lewis must be turning in his grave. His estate seems to have been taken over by the Telmarines, King Miraz and his people who in the novel and film “Prince Caspian” had taken over Narnia by force and banished all the little people and talking animals.

According to this news report, a little person, a child rather than a dwarf, and his father had perfectly legally acquired, by purchase, the domain name narnia.mobi, for use by the boy on his mobile phone. But “C.S. Lewis (Pte) Ltd.”, which owns the rights to Lewis’ work, objected to this as a breach of trademark. Now the purchasers have been stripped of narnia.mobi by force, by the “World Intellectual Property Organization”, which, according to the reports, failed even to examine the purchasers’ evidence proving that they had not been using the domain for commercial purposes.

What we need now is a new Prince Caspian, new High Kings and High Queens, and a new Aslan, to put this injustice right, set free the Internet Narnia, and restore it to the little people who are its rightful owners.

The Archbishop, the Pope, and the Holy Grail

From the latest edition of Clare News, the magazine for alumni of my Cambridge college:

When the Archbishop of York met Pope Benedict XVI in Rome recently, he gave him an unusual gift …: a special, one-off beer called ‘Holy Grail’ …

Holy Grail beer bottle

For a fuller version of this story see this page on the brewery’s website, which also has a picture of the beer bottle, and its full name:

MONTY PYTHON’S HOLY GRAIL Tempered with burning witches

– with the “GR” crossed out.

Clare College has a strong theological tradition, numbering among its past members Prof Charlie Moule and Archbishop Rowan Williams. But in this case the link with the college is not the Archbishop, nor the Pope, but the head brewer.

Napoleon on the power of Christian love

I was astonished at what I just read at Singing in the Reign about Napoleon’s Proof for the Divinity of Jesus. I’m not too sure about the proof. But what astonished me was to find that this man who is regarded as the epitome of the proud and ungodly emperor, the man who crowned himself as emperor to avoid submitting to the pope, actually wrote, admittedly in his years in exile in St Helena, thoughts like this:

Christ … kindles the flame of love which causes one’s self-love to die, and triumphs over every other love. Why should we not recognize in this miracle of love the eternal Word which created the world? The other founders of religions had not the least conception of this mystic love which forms the essence of Christianity.

I have filled multitudes with such passionate devotion that they went to death for me. But God forbid that I should compare the enthusiasm of my soldiers with Christian love.

Prayer saves retired pastor but not Porsches

An interesting story from the BBC: A 93-year-old retired Pentecostal pastor has just had his first accident in 76 years of driving. He ended up hanging upside down in his overturned car, and said

It was a miracle I got out alive and I put it down to the power of prayer and God looking after me.

But God was apparently not looking after the two Porsche cars, symbols of greed some might think, which he managed to badly damage in the process, causing £60,000 ($120,000) damage. So perhaps it is for the best that he says

that’s it – the end of my driving career, I’m never driving again.

Freedom and uselessness

A quote from Wally in this Dilbert cartoon:

Freedom is just another word for finding out you’re useless.

I have quite a lot of freedom and free time at the moment, as my Bible translation project winds down. But I’m glad to be finding out not that I am useless, but that God loves me and values me, not for being useful but for being his child. When he has something more for me to do, he will tell me. Until then I will simply wait in his loving arms. Well, things are sometimes easier said that done, but that is my intention.

Lifeway wants to hire Jesus, twice!

According to this blog post, Lifeway is looking for two seminary students as temporary workers, for a meeting in June, and the job qualifications include:

You must be SBC and cannot have been anywhere near anything sinful in the last 6 months.

Is this an April Fool? I don’t think so. But surely this last condition rules out anyone living on earth. I don’t think they believe in sinless perfection in the Southern Baptist Convention. Anyway, even if these individuals are sinless, unless they are living in a monastery with other sinless people they have at least been near to sinful people. Or would anyone want to claim that every thing and person in an SBC seminary is perfectly sinless?

I suppose they would accept as sinless Jesus newly returned from heaven, but there is only one of him. And then would he count as SBC? There would surely be issues about whether his baptism by John was valid: John may have been called a Baptist, but there is no record of him having himself been baptised as a believer.

If anyone other than Jesus does apply for this job and claim to qualify, they should surely be asked to read this and withdraw their application:

If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.

1 John 1:8 (TNIV)

Update: Gorbachev is NOT a Christian

Last week I reported that Gorbachev is a Christian, on the authority of The Telegraph. Perhaps I should learn not to trust newspapers. For today I learn, thanks to another newspaper, a Christian one this time, (thanks also to Claude Mariottini for telling me about this in a comment) that Gorbachev is now insisting that he is not a Christian. He is quoted as saying:

To sum up and avoid any misunderstandings, let me say that I have been and remain an atheist.

Is this inconsistent with his words reported by the Telegraph?:

St Francis is, for me, the alter Christus, the other Christ … His story fascinates me and has played a fundamental role in my life.

Perhaps not. St Francis, and for that matter Jesus as presented in the Gospels, with their teaching on poverty and love, can easily be an inspiration for an atheistic communist, if they are allowed to be – and if the atheist ignores their teaching about God. It seems that this is an example of a journalist reading rather too much between the lines of Gorbachev’s remarks.

Gorbachev is a Christian

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev has publicly acknowledged for the first time that he is a Christian. In fact he probably has been a secret believer for many years, even back to when he was a Communist leader. Ben Witherington found an article about this in the Telegraph and wrote his own post about the significance of this for Russia.

In fact Gorbachev’s own confession of faith will have little effect in Russia. When I lived there for six months, a couple of years after he fell from power, I found no one who had a good word for him. Anti-communists blamed him for communism; pro-communists blamed him for the breakdown of communism; and all condemned him for restricting the sale of alcohol!

Not St Patrick's Day

I won’t congratulate my Irish friends today, because apparently, on the authority of the BBC, this year 17th March is not St Patrick’s Day, at least for most of those who usually celebrate it. It is all because Easter is so early this year. This means that today, 17th March, is already the first day (or is it the second day?) of Holy Week, the special week leading up to Easter. And apparently, according to both Roman Catholic and Anglican reckoning, Holy Week takes precedence over regular saints’ days, which are simply cancelled for that year. Some Eastern Orthodox believers are still officially honouring St Patrick today (although others are not), because for them it is not yet Holy Week, but not many Irish are Eastern Orthodox.

Not surprisingly the Roman Catholic hierarchy in Ireland did not allow their patron saint’s day to go completely unmarked this year, so they celebrated in advance, on Saturday 15th. But given the rugby result that day their celebrations must have been rather muted.

"I send no cards and give no presents except to children"

This was C.S. Lewis’ custom at Christmas, as quoted by Ben Witherington, and the reason was because of “the horrid commercial racket they have made out of Christmas”. If it was good enough for him, it is good enough for me. Indeed in the 44 years since he died (I remember the day, but only because it was the same day that JFK died!) his reason for this has only become stronger.

Well, I do give presents and/or cards to my immediate relatives – but not to anyone else. So, sorry to anyone who is expecting a present or card from me, perhaps because they gave me one. I don’t want to be like Scrooge, but I don’t believe in wasting my time and money buying gifts for people who probably won’t appreciate them, when the real beneficiaries are the shops.

But I do wish all my readers and everyone else a very merry Christmas.