Elder Eric of Tominthebox News Network has reported that CBD Introduces New “John 3:16 Bible”. I responded with my own announcement:
In a response to the CBD initiative, Crossway today announced the Romans 9:13 Bible, which includes just the text of this verse and only in the ESV version, together with comments on the verse from Calvin, Owen, Spurgeon and Piper.
A Crossway spokesman (no need to write “spokesperson” here) told us that this new product would give a double benefit. Firstly, this would be a convenient way for every good Calvinist to remember and carry around the only Bible verse and interpretation they need to know. Secondly, because the book is so small, only two pages, it can be sold for just 10 cents, and so will be a good follow-up to the success of the recent 50 cent New Testament campaign in pushing ESV towards the top of the chart of Bible sales by volume.
“A Crossway spokesman (no need to write “spokesperson” here)”
Peter, I about fell out of my bed b/c I was laughing so hard when I read this!!! 😀
Good one, Peter. I too cracked a smile.
I really don’t think the ESV will ever make it to the top.
Romans 9:14a. 🙂
(Spewing out my morning smoothie all over the screen) BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Oh – you’re totally hilarious!! Notes by Calvin, Owen & Spurgeon are really funny .
Try Acts 14 v 48
John 10 v 26
Ephesians 1 v 4 -5
Romans 8 v 29-30
edit Acts 13 v 48
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Acts 13 v 48